lol turns out that you're too small to be a planet
I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.
My visit to get screened for cancer:
"Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
"He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
"So he's your...."
(During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
"How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
"....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
"You're sexually active, then."
"How many times have you been pregnant?"
"O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
"I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
"Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
a little girl in the grocery store just asked me if i was a princess because my dress was pretty and i said everyone’s a princess and she pointed to her dad and asked if he was a princess too and her dad said yep its true im a princess and she looked so happy idk it was adorable
Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.